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24 April 2006

The people of Hans Island yearn to breathe free! Free from the oppression of Canadian and Danish interlopers!

Well I have to say I am a bit upset right now. More than a bit upset, actually.

My brother was just surfing on the so-called "Inter Web" - which is not easy considering our state of telecommunications, let me tell you - and he discovered a website of people pretending to live on Hans Island!

We got excited for a second there, because there was a picture of a lovely lady in a skimpy bikini. And they said that Hans Island had brothels and booze! But after searching the entire Island very carefully - it took us over an hour - we could find no ladies, no brothels, and only one old half-empty bottle of aqvavit, which we'd lostmisplaced in a game of Hansian Airborne Bowling.

Not only did these pranksters get our hopes up with their pictures of women, but their "funny" site pretending to be from Hans Island will discourage real women from ever coming to visit!!

Help us please!! God, I am so lonely.

Please come visit, and bring your sister. It doesn't matter what she looks like.

Meanwhile, we are going ahead with our campaign to move Santa Claus to Hans Island, so please sign our new petition that we will send to the North Pole. And you can always show your support by signing the guestbook (which we have just updated - you guys are great!).

Yours in solidarity,

Hans & Hans

# posted by hans & hans : 12:42 AM  
Are you guys still alive... Winters setting in...
In order to promote your sovereignty claim, you should design a flag and a full coat of arms, and appoint a cabinet. You could also extend an offer of citizenship to interested parties, and sell license plates and stuff... people might go for it. Long live Hans Island!
Have you guys not heard the news? Hans Island is an independent country, the Principality of Tartupaluk. You can view their site at

I am a citizen of the Principality, and your false claims to the island will not hold up to ours.


The Honorable Michael N. Mazur, MLA
Legislative Assembly
Principality of Tartupaluk
I love your website if your interested in becomming affiliatts please email me, or if youd like to add your own chat room to your website i cna help you. Please try my free chat room please and tell your friends you can even have your own chat room please just check it out ok
I hope you are both well,
i was wondering if it was possible to apply for cittizenship.


To the Administration:

Thank you for your comment on the Principality of Tartupaluk. Sorry I have not checked back sooner to read them.

I am a Member of the Legislative Assembly. Despite my position, an issue of possibly becoming affiliates is a matter of the Department of Foreign Affairs. The Department falls directly under the administration of His Serene Highness Prince Cavan. If you are seriously interested in becoming affiliates, I would recomend emailing the Dept. of Foreign Affairs at

In response to "Hans" comment, I am not sure whether you are refering to the Principality or the HILF with the citizenship comment. If you are interested in becoming a Tartupalummiut National or a Tartupalummiut Citizen, I recomend you visit

This page will give information on becoming a National, and clicking through the menu in grey on the left hand side gives more information. The application form can be accessed through the "Nationality" menu.

Thank you for showing interest in the Principality of Tartupaluk.


The Honorable Michael N. Mazur, MLA
Legislative Assembly
Principality of Tartupaluk
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